You've got to be fucking kidding me, right???

So I am at one of favorite hang-outs, Crossroads. Awesome place, fucking stellar blues music, and even better people. So I TP there and I come across this abortion waiting to happen......

I had to do a double take, cause I really did not understand what I was looking at. She had a prim fetus attached to her. The damn thing shot out of her abdomen and "projected" what her unborn baby looked like. Above it there was writing that stated "5 months, 1 day old". It was disturbing and gross. Here is the IM as it went down...

[9:44] Abfab Hax: Do you have a fetus sticking out of your avatar?
[9:45] missygaga Pexie: yes because im pregnant on sl
[9:46] Abfab Hax: that's a tad bit disturbing.....
[9:46] missygaga Pexie: u want me 2 detach it from myself then
[9:47] Abfab Hax: That's up to you....
[9:47] Abfab Hax: It's just weird looking, thats all
[9:47] missygaga Pexie: ive gone now

Hey guess what?? I am on my period! Let me rez a big fucking tampon and attach it to me.

Stupid Bitch.

Stiletto Moody causes bitches to fight!

Zoso Magic: nice moodies.
Abfab Hax: these were a gift. I love them. LOL
Abfab Hax: I was looking at yours too
Zoso Magic: I have 22 pairs.
Abfab Hax: I don't buy the moodies anymore.....too expensive
Abfab Hax: I think I have about the same amount. LOL
Abfab Hax: I usually only buy them when they are on sale.
Zoso Magic: no, I HAVE 22 moodie pairs
Abfab Hax: I think I have 24 pairs. LOL
Abfab Hax: she has not had a sale in a long tyime
Abfab Hax: *time
Zoso Magic: so show me the fantastic Tartan Plaid shoe then
Abfab Hax: never bought it...
Abfab Hax: too trendy
Zoso Magic: I love a one owner.
Zoso Magic: look, u know that you can add shoe bright, and change ya metal colors by tapping ya left foot baby.
Abfab Hax: ok
Zoso Magic: see my feet?
Abfab Hax: yes
Zoso Magic: ok the bad news
Zoso Magic: when ya light ya feet up, it don't carry up to the long legged boots ya wear
Zoso Magic: shop smart
Abfab Hax: You mean tinting prims?
Zoso Magic: nope, I mean when ya light ya shoe up.. it will not make ya boot the same and you will look silly, and NO gal want's to have her shoes look like shit
Abfab Hax: ok
Zoso Magic: it's ya only pair of Moodies is it not?
Abfab Hax: no
Zoso Magic: well, ok. dont be angry.. if you have 300 pair, I dont care, I am just here to help you and how to use them honey. thats all.
Abfab Hax: thank you,. I have been in SL for over two years. I would like to think I know a thing or two about how things go in SL
Zoso Magic: wow, ok... You have Brown Croc Moodies.. amazing. show me ya fave pair , out of all you have.
Abfab Hax: Ok listen. If your looking for some kind of argument about SL shoes...or who has this or that many.....keep looking.
Abfab Hax: I am here to listen to music and have a good time.
Abfab Hax: Oh and by the way.....it really don't matter how many shoes of one designer you own.
Zoso Magic: it's all good.
Abfab Hax: I know it is......
Zoso Magic: 1 thing I love about the game... is understanding people, the worst thing I hate about the game, is fucking wannabe liars.. Go buy ya own shoes... Like you will EVER afford them.... suck a cock and get a nice shoe..thats you.
Abfab Hax: the one thing that I like about this game is this....usually the people you met in SL are exact of themselves in RL. so when you think about it, the way you treat people, is a direct relection of how your parents brought you up. Thanks for showing me that you parents raised a piece of shit
Abfab Hax: Oh and ps....before trying to start fight with people in SL and what they wear.....maybe you should fix that glitch in your pants.
Zoso Magic: enjoy stupid, it lasts a lifetime.
Abfab Hax: Get off the Rock....it's a bad habit

The Love of my SL life.....at the moment.

Since nothing in SL makes sense anymore *lol*, I decided to blog on something that makes me smile each day. My uber cool apartment. I live on the 10th floor in that cool tower in the picture above. If you look really close, you can see a speck of orange on the 2nd balcony from the top....that is my apt.

I think this apt is the love of my life at the moment cause after owning land for 2 years in SL and dealing with making massive tier payments each month, its so refreshing to have something this cool all for 370L per week. I have come to realize that it makes no sense in owning such a huge plot of land when the majority of the time you spend in SL.....is away from your home. Uh duh!

I was looking for apts a couple of months ago, and found this jem. I pay 370L per week for 200 prims and I am very happy about the way I was able to decorate it with such a small prim allowance. I used to have 3750 prims on my land....so going down to 200 was a big change.

My bedroom, which I am in love with. I was able to find a complete/cuddle bed set for around 200L ,and the bed itself is only 12 prims. Most of the decor in this room I actually got for free.

The Living Room. I am more of a modern decor whore in SL and RL. I like bold colors and contemporay furniture. LOL The couch you see if from Corn and I ended up buying the "fatpack" of them. Now when my mood changes, I can change the couch too. I think I have 6 of the lamps pictured in this photo, which I cannot remember where I got them. They remind me of the Ikea lamps you can purchase, which I have several in my RL house. The Ottoman you see was a freebie from the Peace on Earth hunt. My globe chair is my favorite thing! I believe it's from 2Xtreme and it has awesome sitting postions and can rotate. The plants you see are from Heart Garden (I think that is the name) and also Trinket. The rug and the Kandinsky pic you see in the background I made. The pictures you see above the hope chest are actually freebie from the Paper Couture store. They are the best avatar pictures I have seen in SL. I love them. In the second pic, you can see a white door which is suppose to be for a closet or bathroom. In my apt, it never gets used.

My balcony. 1 prim plants/lamps, my meditation bench and a rug that was somewhere in my inventory. LOL I love this balcony. I have also set our dance poseball here, but they are hidden.

Ok now for the part of the apt, I am not too happy about...but it's a work in progress. I have actually removed the bar since I took this picture. It was only 12 prims, but the look of it I just could not edit to make look good. The bean bag chairs are actually a gift from Callie Cline and are only 2 prims. If anyone knows me in SL, you know I am in LOVE with the Detroit Derby Girls! Angry bitches with tattoo's on rollerskate.....enough said. The TV you see in the background is actually filled with pictures that rotate every few seconds. I don't remember where I got the fucking lamps. LOL

So....this apt is the love of my SL life at the moment. Now I could have done what all the proper bloggers do, and list out every item in my apt with the name/location of where it was purchased. Fuck that shit.....like I have time to do that. I gave you my general knowledge of what is going on. If you want to know more about the items, or what to check out my apt.....Hollar.

Desparate Women...Attention Whores

Hello again avid readers! I want to say a huge thank you for the increasing number of people that come to look at my little blog. Makes me tingly in the crotch.

Apparently when I am working in SL I try to focus on all chat. Some things I get....other things I do not. One thing that I am seeing alot of lately is single women coming into clubs and trying everything in their power to get a man to look at them. Desperate attention seeking gals....

I believe there are good ways to get attention, then there are just bad ways to get it. A good way is to be coy and flirtatious.....make a guy interested in you without having to openly flaunt it. A complete horrific way it to make multiply lines of chat where your asking that men look up your skirt....nibble on your boobs......touch your wetness. Hello.....nothing says "Hey, my pussy is open like a 7-11" like throwing yourself at men.

I was in a club one day, and there was this random bitch yapping in main chat. She openly said that she was into fishing.....trout fishing. Then being the respectable girl she way, she asked the DJ if he too into trout fishing. *rolls eyes*. Basically she is looking for someone to pay attention to her trout. Call me silly, but now I assess that this woman is loose...and now she is comparing her pussy to trout. If your pussy is anything like a trout.......everyone needs to get the fuck away from you. Trouts are nasty, and now your comparing your pussy to one. Think about the words that are coming out of your mouth. Gross!

Last night, I was hanging again..in a club. There was one gal there that just could not keep making references to her panties....boobs....etc. Hello!! There are alot more things in SL to talk about besides your yoo-hoo. Stop being an attention whore. Realize that when you opened yourself up like that (no pun intended) it just tells me that your 1.) Not getting laid in RL 2.) You have nothing else to offer or talk about in SL except your body. It's like in RL...when you go to a bar and see some skank dressed up in some hooker outfit. Yeah, she might be good for a roll in the sack....but there is no way in hell your taking this girl home to meet the parents.

So girls...have some dignity for God sake. If not....starting today, I am openly calling you on it. Trust me....I have a way with words. *smiles*

The SL Bromance. Does it exist?

Bromance: "Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males."

Yes, I am actually blogging on Bromance. Blogging on a word, I never thought I would utter out of my mouth in my lifetime. But wandering thru SL, I kept wondering "Why is it that men don't seem to have groups of guys to hang out with"

Meet any man in SL and do a profile pick check. More than likely you are going to see at least 2-3 friends of his listed......and they will all be girls. You'll really see alot men with other groups of men hanging out in SL. I think in the two years that I have been here....I have seen two gatherings and those were both bachelor parties. I do have a few male friends that have male counterparts in SL, but it seems that only happens with some kind of business venture (clubs) or when they are building something (houses, bikes, cars....etc). Your never going to hear a man in SL say "Hey.....I just got done hanging out with Bob......we went to a park". Nope.....your never going to see male bonding on that level in SL

Another thing that I notice happening ALOT, pertains to men who are either partnered or married in SL....is the ball and chain effect. Yes...I am guilty of this too. It's like "Well, this person is with me....and I expect them to be with me 100% of the time". Let me tell you....this does not work. This is where the Bromance should happen. Find male dudes to hang with....make a friend. Find a subject you can bond over.....like tits and pussy. Apparently all men like these things.

So men....get out there, find a friend! As Martha Stewart (that whore) says "It's a good thing"

Gotta love the Costa Rica Sims....

I am exploring the Costa Rica sims last night. I climbed up a moutain and reached a "Observation Point". These two people were there......

This is what transpired.

[21:08] Abfab Hax: Your can observe alot at Observation point....don't you agree?
[21:08] Saphfyre Macbain: yes you can
[21:09] Abfab Hax: I observed a penis. did you?
[21:10] Abfab Hax: A big giant penis
[21:10] x96andy966x Kira: lol.. i put that away.. LOL.. i hope
[21:10] Saphfyre Macbain: was pretty big
[21:10] Abfab Hax: it was. it's going to make my hangliding that much better!
[21:10] Abfab Hax: I might have to blog about the penis.
[21:10] Abfab Hax: Take care!
[21:10] x96andy966x Kira: lol.
[21:10] Saphfyre Macbain: byeeeee
[21:10] x96andy966x Kira: bye

The New Benchmark for Hunts to come?

The hunt in which all others will be compared.....Possibly.

Ah...the SL Hunt. A time when us avatars can bop around SL going to different stores to "search' for hidden goodies. Hence the name "hunts". The phenomenon of the Hunt started last year, and the biggest one at the time was the Halloween "Ghost" hunt. This was the first hunt I had even been on, and I was totally geeked about visiting new stores and more importantly....getting free shit!! I was so excited going home and opening up all my good stuff. But the excitement really did not last long. Alot of the things were generic, and sub-par at best.

Then came the POE (Peace on Earth) hunt, in which globes were scattered over the grid to the tune of over 400 stores. I managed to obtain each and every one of them. So again....I went home excited, wanting to know what I had received for my efforts. This Hunt was better, but toward the 80th globe I opened....it started to have this "I will never wear this item" kind of vibe, and I stopped opening up the globes. To date....I still have over 300 globes to open in my inventory. I think they are hanging out with the rest of the "ghosts" that I did not get around to opening up too.

Then I hear the "buzz" around SL.....avatar's whispering "Have you done the Twisted Hunt?" At that point I had swore off Hunts entirely. I was just done with spending time finding these things, and not be happy with what I got. Now I know "Damn....she should be happy, that stuff was free...ungrateful bitch", and you can say that.......but I am just being totally honest with how I felt. One of my friends asked me why I was not participating, and I told her of my disappointment with prior hunts. She told me that this one was different and all the gifts were amazing.

So....I threw caution to the wind, and decided to give it one more shot. On prior hunts, for every "good" thing I received, I must have deleted 5-7 others that I just did not like. I was really hoping that this would not be the case with the Twisted Hunt.

For starters, the Twisted hunt is the hardest hunt I have been on. The red box is Incredibly small and with alot of the stores having a Gothic decor to them.....the box blended in easily. The Twisted Hunt does have a group associated with it, in which the IM chat is up constantly, and hunters can ask for clues to each of the stores. This was a really helpful thing for the times where you are spending over 20 minutes in a store trying to find a box. Another thing I noticed about this hunt.....fellow hunters who were at the stores with you, were uber-friendly and we all had this group mentality to help each other find the box. There were always shout-outs of "I found it!" or "Over here!!" After finding the box, we would all teleport to the next store to "hunt" again.

I did manage to find all 103 boxes in a span of two days. So again....I went home to open all my little red boxes. I was kinda hopeful, but before starting this hunt I said to myself "Ok, I am going to give these damn hunts 1 more go. If this Twisted hunt sucks.....I am done with hunts completely". I know I said this before...but a friend told me "no...this one is good". I also decided that if it did suck....I was calling out my friend as a complete fucktard.

I opened 1 box.....fucking awesome
I opened a second box......fucking awesome
I opened up a third box......more fucking awesomeness

To date, I have opened up close to 70 of my boxes, and have actually only discarded about 3-4 of the items. The majority of the gifts fucking rock in this hunt. The gifts are of superior quality and the Twisted Hunt has given me some hope for future hunt.

Will up and coming Hunts be as good as this one? Who know? But I am so happy that I did participate in this one.

The Twisted Hunt presented by DV8, runs from March 1st-30th. Here is the starting point SLurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Lasombra/73/190/50

Also, look under "groups" in SL and join the "Twisted Hunt" group. You will be able to ask and receive clues in the group IM chat.

Happy Hunting all!

SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH ARE NOT GOOD!!

[2009/03/05 15:57] bigfabio Flanagan: I HOPE HAVE A WEBCAM BUT I NOT KNOW WHAT!!
[2009/03/05 15:57] Abfab Hax: you have a webcam?
[2009/03/05 15:58] bigfabio Flanagan: yes
[2009/03/05 16:01] bigfabio Flanagan: well?
[2009/03/05 16:01] Abfab Hax: well what?
[2009/03/05 16:01] Abfab Hax: do I?
[2009/03/05 16:02] Abfab Hax: I do not have a webcam. LOL
[2009/03/05 16:03] bigfabio Flanagan: i'm so prey......i have!!
[2009/03/05 16:03] bigfabio Flanagan: lol
[2009/03/05 16:04] Abfab Hax: you have?
[2009/03/05 16:04] bigfabio Flanagan: yes....
[2009/03/05 16:04] Abfab Hax: So you spank it on webcam?
[2009/03/05 16:05] bigfabio Flanagan: if you want!
[2009/03/05 16:05] Abfab Hax: wow.....
[2009/03/05 16:05] Abfab Hax: I have never had anyone offer me that before
[2009/03/05 16:06] bigfabio Flanagan: :)
[2009/03/05 16:07] Abfab Hax: how do you do that.....over yahoo or something?
[2009/03/05 16:07] bigfabio Flanagan: you have skype?
[2009/03/05 16:07] bigfabio Flanagan: thx
[2009/03/05 16:07] Abfab Hax: I do...but I usually just use that for friends
[2009/03/05 16:08] bigfabio Flanagan: but i not call you here...........only now!!
[2009/03/05 16:08] bigfabio Flanagan: if you want later you can leave me
[2009/03/05 16:12] bigfabio Flanagan: you accept my offert?
[2009/03/05 16:12] Abfab Hax: offer?
[2009/03/05 16:12] Abfab Hax: i have not see anything
[2009/03/05 16:13] bigfabio Flanagan: if you want after now you can leave me to your contact on skype!?
[2009/03/05 16:14] Abfab Hax: I dont know....
[2009/03/05 16:15] bigfabio Flanagan: i have only skype and msn id .....
[2009/03/05 16:18] bigfabio Flanagan: for use my webcam
[2009/03/05 16:19] bigfabio Flanagan: you know?
[2009/03/05 16:24] bigfabio Flanagan: SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH ARE NOT GOOD

Normal day for me in SL

Don't like who I am.....dial 1-800-Eat-Shit....

I have been in SL for almost two years now, and I have a great number of friends. I like to think that I am courteous and kind to each one of them. There are time that my RL personality comes thru with me being brash, but it's never done out of anger or meanness. I don't have time to make enemies in SL, and besides I think that people who are looking for that are complete chodes.

As most of you know, I work at a club in SL. My principal job is that of a dancer, and I do a GREAT job making EVERYONE feel welcome. I am always friendly to everyone who comes into the club, and it's the place where I have met most of my dear friends.

But what happens when someone comes into the club, and tries to tell you that your not this nice person? What happens when you have put so much time and effort into extending a welcome hand, just to have it slapped away. This is what happens.......

VIP: quite a pitty as u seems to be a nice person. but, its your choose. so take care

Abfab Hax: No, it's not a pitty. See....I am a nice person. And each time I see you, I am nice and cordial to you. So, actually it's not my choice, it's yours. I am not going to be made to feel bad for being a nice person.

Abfab Hax: So....I have an idea. You need to realize when people are nice to you, and stop making it out to be more than what it is ok?

VIP: ab

Abfab Hax: The way I see it, I have taken time out of my day to say hello and such. If you cannot appreciate that, then that is your problem not mine.

Abfab Hax: So whatever "VIP". I am pretty much done with you......


If your a person who has a problem with me saying "Hello"......don't talk to me.
If your a person who has a problem with me asking "How are you doing?".....don't talk to me
If your a person who cannot stand someone being nice to you.......then don't talk to me.

I have better things to do with my time at work, then waste my time on you.

What the hell is happening?

What the hell is happening in SL this week? I swear to God that this week I have known of more friends of mine taking on alts in order to "escape". Escape from who?

I wanted into a club this week, just hanging around and within a few minute I recieve this random "hi" from a stranger. Me being the semi-nice person I am....I replied with a "hello". Nothing more was said and as I was scanning the room......I noticed the tag above this strangers head read "Nothing Special". Ok, I have a friend who has the same tag.....so I did the profile check. The strangers profile is identical to my friends. So I proceeded to Im him back and question him about it, and low and behold it is my friend....but using an Alt. I had to ask him the question "Why the Alt?" His response was "I use this to escape from people"........

Escape from people? Who? What the fuck happened in the past that warrant you needing a alt to "hide" from some nutty ass person? Also, if your going to escape and hide....maybe, it would be good to NOT have the exact same profile information? Ding-Ding here!!

I also friended another person in SL this week. His name is "jim" and he seems like a nice guy. He is friends with a girl, that is dating one of my other male friend. My male friend IM's each day with a "hello, how's it going"....which is always nice, and I make small talk with him. Today something odd happened. "Jim" was talking to me about his female friend and how he is worried that her partner (my male friend) is true to her, cause he has two other females on this profile. Specifically two girls that I work with. I have always wondered about my male friend and his intentions pertaining to talking to me, cause his profile reads "I love Drama". Well....I don't. So....now I am thinking that maybe my male friend is actually "Jim" and is now just trying to start some shit. I don't play games. I am still going to see how this one plays out. The conversation was off and it made a light bulb pop up in my head.

Child Avatars....and why they need to be stopped.

There are a couple of things in Second Life that just get under my skin. Not being able to log in, free accounts, Brazilians......the list could go on and on. The one particular thing that really puts a frown on my face.......child avatars.

We all know that SL is a place where you can be anything you want to be. A stripper, an escort, a skydiver.....etc. So why is this the place that people, grown women to be exact.....come to act like children? Did they not play house enough when they were younger? Do the secretly want to buy barbie's and rekindle some romance with Ken that ended abruptly when they were 10? Who knows? I have heard some people mention that people portray child avatars in SL to help them deal with some memories of a stolen childhood that they lost. Two words for you: Michael Jackson. Also if someone is having issues with their past, shouldn't they be seeking the help of a trained therapist? I don't think having a "Mommy" in SL is going to help anything, if that is the case.

My few brief encounters with child avatars have usually been from afar in SL. Seeing them at a store....having one pop up at a club. I did have one tell me about a year ago "I fwee years old". I immediately teleported away in disgust. I always thought I would never have to be subjected to spending more than a few minutes in their presence. That was until yesterday....

Picture it: Second Life.....Jan....2009. I am three hours ahead of SL time and I had been invited to a surprise rez day party for a very good friend. The party started at 9pm SLT, which made it midnight....my time. I was tired, but not to disappoint the friend....I attended, with the intention of only staying a "few". This party was at some married friends who knew the rez day boy and they decided to have the party at their house in SL. I teleported there....introductions were made.....seemed cool. All we were doing was waiting for the rez day boy to show up, which was taking longer than expected.

During the chit chat....some conversation lines started to appear in the form of a shout "Mommy....I's be getting dwessed". What? Did I miss something? I am only seeing adult avatars.....where did that come from? Then it happened again..... "Mommi.....I luvs you". Shit, Shit, Shit!! I immediately hit the zoom and panned thru the house....and that is when I saw it.

The Fucking Tinkerbell bedroom.

It had toys...and a fucking canopy bed. I just sat in front of my computer shaking my head. I sat there in disgust still waiting to see "it" pop up, and she did. 2ft tall.....neko, flexi-dress....and the typical John Benet Ramsey makeup that all the young child whore avatars are wearing now and days. Just a FYI: Children should not wear makeup in SL or in RL.

So ten minutes passed....then 20.....then 30.....then fucking 1 hour, and still no birthday boy. Did he understand the pain I was going thru waiting for him to show up to this party? Did he understand that I had to look at repeating lines of toddler talk? No. Finally after an hour had passed, he showed up. I said my "Happy Rez day" and I left.

I am going to say it, I hate child avatars. I find it disgusting that women who have periods and buy tampons in RL have to pretend they are 3years old again. They should have their uterus' ripped from their bodies and stomped on. They should be punched in the boobs.

Cocks R Us....

I just knew that one day I would blog on this subject, but I think I was just waiting for the right moment in time to capture a good pic that was worth blogging about. Today was that day. When I am bored and all alone....my sexy ass can be found at Waterhead the noob sim. This is the sim that SL spits you out to, right after you are done with your orientation. All new people from SL come here. Today I decided to visit Waterhead to see what was shaking and this (points to above picture) was the thing that was shaking. It think I TP'd onto it. I have a small white stain on my pants now from it......gross.

Let me break it down:
He or she was about 2ft tall. I would say "he" because of the cock....but if you look at the pic......there are boobs, so it might just be a she. So this could be a very short, ugly, non-makeup wearing tranny for all I know. Usually when you see someone like this in SL, you of course.....have to do a profile check because you just assume they are a noob. Nope....this person was at least 2 months old. Apparently this was "he/she's" look for the day

The cock. Ok, this thing had to be the most infected looking cock I have ever seen. It was red in places, blotchy, looked sore.....and for some reason, had this abnormal curve to it. It looked like an elephant trunk, but on mini-me.

I hope to God I never see this cock again.

Seond Life Man

Hey! The video is finally out. I think we all look smoking hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGuXzpW2hE

Out with the old...In with the New....

Just a FYI....all blogs from 2009 have been archived!! Whoo-hoo

Time to start anew.....don't worry I will be as catty as I was before. LOL