Gotta love the Costa Rica Sims....

I am exploring the Costa Rica sims last night. I climbed up a moutain and reached a "Observation Point". These two people were there......

This is what transpired.

[21:08] Abfab Hax: Your can observe alot at Observation point....don't you agree?
[21:08] Saphfyre Macbain: yes you can
[21:09] Abfab Hax: I observed a penis. did you?
[21:10] Abfab Hax: A big giant penis
[21:10] x96andy966x Kira: lol.. i put that away.. LOL.. i hope
[21:10] Saphfyre Macbain: was pretty big
[21:10] Abfab Hax: it was. it's going to make my hangliding that much better!
[21:10] Abfab Hax: I might have to blog about the penis.
[21:10] Abfab Hax: Take care!
[21:10] x96andy966x Kira: lol.
[21:10] Saphfyre Macbain: byeeeee
[21:10] x96andy966x Kira: bye

The New Benchmark for Hunts to come?

The hunt in which all others will be compared.....Possibly.

Ah...the SL Hunt. A time when us avatars can bop around SL going to different stores to "search' for hidden goodies. Hence the name "hunts". The phenomenon of the Hunt started last year, and the biggest one at the time was the Halloween "Ghost" hunt. This was the first hunt I had even been on, and I was totally geeked about visiting new stores and more importantly....getting free shit!! I was so excited going home and opening up all my good stuff. But the excitement really did not last long. Alot of the things were generic, and sub-par at best.

Then came the POE (Peace on Earth) hunt, in which globes were scattered over the grid to the tune of over 400 stores. I managed to obtain each and every one of them. So again....I went home excited, wanting to know what I had received for my efforts. This Hunt was better, but toward the 80th globe I opened....it started to have this "I will never wear this item" kind of vibe, and I stopped opening up the globes. To date....I still have over 300 globes to open in my inventory. I think they are hanging out with the rest of the "ghosts" that I did not get around to opening up too.

Then I hear the "buzz" around SL.....avatar's whispering "Have you done the Twisted Hunt?" At that point I had swore off Hunts entirely. I was just done with spending time finding these things, and not be happy with what I got. Now I know "Damn....she should be happy, that stuff was free...ungrateful bitch", and you can say that.......but I am just being totally honest with how I felt. One of my friends asked me why I was not participating, and I told her of my disappointment with prior hunts. She told me that this one was different and all the gifts were amazing.

So....I threw caution to the wind, and decided to give it one more shot. On prior hunts, for every "good" thing I received, I must have deleted 5-7 others that I just did not like. I was really hoping that this would not be the case with the Twisted Hunt.

For starters, the Twisted hunt is the hardest hunt I have been on. The red box is Incredibly small and with alot of the stores having a Gothic decor to them.....the box blended in easily. The Twisted Hunt does have a group associated with it, in which the IM chat is up constantly, and hunters can ask for clues to each of the stores. This was a really helpful thing for the times where you are spending over 20 minutes in a store trying to find a box. Another thing I noticed about this hunt.....fellow hunters who were at the stores with you, were uber-friendly and we all had this group mentality to help each other find the box. There were always shout-outs of "I found it!" or "Over here!!" After finding the box, we would all teleport to the next store to "hunt" again.

I did manage to find all 103 boxes in a span of two days. So again....I went home to open all my little red boxes. I was kinda hopeful, but before starting this hunt I said to myself "Ok, I am going to give these damn hunts 1 more go. If this Twisted hunt sucks.....I am done with hunts completely". I know I said this before...but a friend told me "no...this one is good". I also decided that if it did suck....I was calling out my friend as a complete fucktard.

I opened 1 box.....fucking awesome
I opened a second box......fucking awesome
I opened up a third box......more fucking awesomeness

To date, I have opened up close to 70 of my boxes, and have actually only discarded about 3-4 of the items. The majority of the gifts fucking rock in this hunt. The gifts are of superior quality and the Twisted Hunt has given me some hope for future hunt.

Will up and coming Hunts be as good as this one? Who know? But I am so happy that I did participate in this one.

The Twisted Hunt presented by DV8, runs from March 1st-30th. Here is the starting point SLurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Lasombra/73/190/50

Also, look under "groups" in SL and join the "Twisted Hunt" group. You will be able to ask and receive clues in the group IM chat.

Happy Hunting all!

SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH ARE NOT GOOD!!

[2009/03/05 15:57] bigfabio Flanagan: I HOPE HAVE A WEBCAM BUT I NOT KNOW WHAT!!
[2009/03/05 15:57] Abfab Hax: you have a webcam?
[2009/03/05 15:58] bigfabio Flanagan: yes
[2009/03/05 16:01] bigfabio Flanagan: well?
[2009/03/05 16:01] Abfab Hax: well what?
[2009/03/05 16:01] Abfab Hax: do I?
[2009/03/05 16:02] Abfab Hax: I do not have a webcam. LOL
[2009/03/05 16:03] bigfabio Flanagan: i'm so prey......i have!!
[2009/03/05 16:03] bigfabio Flanagan: lol
[2009/03/05 16:04] Abfab Hax: you have?
[2009/03/05 16:04] bigfabio Flanagan: yes....
[2009/03/05 16:04] Abfab Hax: So you spank it on webcam?
[2009/03/05 16:05] bigfabio Flanagan: if you want!
[2009/03/05 16:05] Abfab Hax: wow.....
[2009/03/05 16:05] Abfab Hax: I have never had anyone offer me that before
[2009/03/05 16:06] bigfabio Flanagan: :)
[2009/03/05 16:07] Abfab Hax: how do you do that.....over yahoo or something?
[2009/03/05 16:07] bigfabio Flanagan: you have skype?
[2009/03/05 16:07] bigfabio Flanagan: thx
[2009/03/05 16:07] Abfab Hax: I do...but I usually just use that for friends
[2009/03/05 16:08] bigfabio Flanagan: but i not call you here...........only now!!
[2009/03/05 16:08] bigfabio Flanagan: if you want later you can leave me
[2009/03/05 16:12] bigfabio Flanagan: you accept my offert?
[2009/03/05 16:12] Abfab Hax: offer?
[2009/03/05 16:12] Abfab Hax: i have not see anything
[2009/03/05 16:13] bigfabio Flanagan: if you want after now you can leave me to your contact on skype!?
[2009/03/05 16:14] Abfab Hax: I dont know....
[2009/03/05 16:15] bigfabio Flanagan: i have only skype and msn id .....
[2009/03/05 16:18] bigfabio Flanagan: for use my webcam
[2009/03/05 16:19] bigfabio Flanagan: you know?
[2009/03/05 16:24] bigfabio Flanagan: SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH ARE NOT GOOD

Normal day for me in SL

Don't like who I am.....dial 1-800-Eat-Shit....

I have been in SL for almost two years now, and I have a great number of friends. I like to think that I am courteous and kind to each one of them. There are time that my RL personality comes thru with me being brash, but it's never done out of anger or meanness. I don't have time to make enemies in SL, and besides I think that people who are looking for that are complete chodes.

As most of you know, I work at a club in SL. My principal job is that of a dancer, and I do a GREAT job making EVERYONE feel welcome. I am always friendly to everyone who comes into the club, and it's the place where I have met most of my dear friends.

But what happens when someone comes into the club, and tries to tell you that your not this nice person? What happens when you have put so much time and effort into extending a welcome hand, just to have it slapped away. This is what happens.......

VIP: quite a pitty as u seems to be a nice person. but, its your choose. so take care

Abfab Hax: No, it's not a pitty. See....I am a nice person. And each time I see you, I am nice and cordial to you. So, actually it's not my choice, it's yours. I am not going to be made to feel bad for being a nice person.

Abfab Hax: So....I have an idea. You need to realize when people are nice to you, and stop making it out to be more than what it is ok?

VIP: ab

Abfab Hax: The way I see it, I have taken time out of my day to say hello and such. If you cannot appreciate that, then that is your problem not mine.

Abfab Hax: So whatever "VIP". I am pretty much done with you......


If your a person who has a problem with me saying "Hello"......don't talk to me.
If your a person who has a problem with me asking "How are you doing?".....don't talk to me
If your a person who cannot stand someone being nice to you.......then don't talk to me.

I have better things to do with my time at work, then waste my time on you.

What the hell is happening?

What the hell is happening in SL this week? I swear to God that this week I have known of more friends of mine taking on alts in order to "escape". Escape from who?

I wanted into a club this week, just hanging around and within a few minute I recieve this random "hi" from a stranger. Me being the semi-nice person I am....I replied with a "hello". Nothing more was said and as I was scanning the room......I noticed the tag above this strangers head read "Nothing Special". Ok, I have a friend who has the same tag.....so I did the profile check. The strangers profile is identical to my friends. So I proceeded to Im him back and question him about it, and low and behold it is my friend....but using an Alt. I had to ask him the question "Why the Alt?" His response was "I use this to escape from people"........

Escape from people? Who? What the fuck happened in the past that warrant you needing a alt to "hide" from some nutty ass person? Also, if your going to escape and hide....maybe, it would be good to NOT have the exact same profile information? Ding-Ding here!!

I also friended another person in SL this week. His name is "jim" and he seems like a nice guy. He is friends with a girl, that is dating one of my other male friend. My male friend IM's each day with a "hello, how's it going"....which is always nice, and I make small talk with him. Today something odd happened. "Jim" was talking to me about his female friend and how he is worried that her partner (my male friend) is true to her, cause he has two other females on this profile. Specifically two girls that I work with. I have always wondered about my male friend and his intentions pertaining to talking to me, cause his profile reads "I love Drama". Well....I don't. So....now I am thinking that maybe my male friend is actually "Jim" and is now just trying to start some shit. I don't play games. I am still going to see how this one plays out. The conversation was off and it made a light bulb pop up in my head.

Child Avatars....and why they need to be stopped.

There are a couple of things in Second Life that just get under my skin. Not being able to log in, free accounts, Brazilians......the list could go on and on. The one particular thing that really puts a frown on my face.......child avatars.

We all know that SL is a place where you can be anything you want to be. A stripper, an escort, a skydiver.....etc. So why is this the place that people, grown women to be exact.....come to act like children? Did they not play house enough when they were younger? Do the secretly want to buy barbie's and rekindle some romance with Ken that ended abruptly when they were 10? Who knows? I have heard some people mention that people portray child avatars in SL to help them deal with some memories of a stolen childhood that they lost. Two words for you: Michael Jackson. Also if someone is having issues with their past, shouldn't they be seeking the help of a trained therapist? I don't think having a "Mommy" in SL is going to help anything, if that is the case.

My few brief encounters with child avatars have usually been from afar in SL. Seeing them at a store....having one pop up at a club. I did have one tell me about a year ago "I fwee years old". I immediately teleported away in disgust. I always thought I would never have to be subjected to spending more than a few minutes in their presence. That was until yesterday....

Picture it: Second Life.....Jan....2009. I am three hours ahead of SL time and I had been invited to a surprise rez day party for a very good friend. The party started at 9pm SLT, which made it midnight....my time. I was tired, but not to disappoint the friend....I attended, with the intention of only staying a "few". This party was at some married friends who knew the rez day boy and they decided to have the party at their house in SL. I teleported there....introductions were made.....seemed cool. All we were doing was waiting for the rez day boy to show up, which was taking longer than expected.

During the chit chat....some conversation lines started to appear in the form of a shout "Mommy....I's be getting dwessed". What? Did I miss something? I am only seeing adult avatars.....where did that come from? Then it happened again..... "Mommi.....I luvs you". Shit, Shit, Shit!! I immediately hit the zoom and panned thru the house....and that is when I saw it.

The Fucking Tinkerbell bedroom.

It had toys...and a fucking canopy bed. I just sat in front of my computer shaking my head. I sat there in disgust still waiting to see "it" pop up, and she did. 2ft tall.....neko, flexi-dress....and the typical John Benet Ramsey makeup that all the young child whore avatars are wearing now and days. Just a FYI: Children should not wear makeup in SL or in RL.

So ten minutes passed....then 20.....then 30.....then fucking 1 hour, and still no birthday boy. Did he understand the pain I was going thru waiting for him to show up to this party? Did he understand that I had to look at repeating lines of toddler talk? No. Finally after an hour had passed, he showed up. I said my "Happy Rez day" and I left.

I am going to say it, I hate child avatars. I find it disgusting that women who have periods and buy tampons in RL have to pretend they are 3years old again. They should have their uterus' ripped from their bodies and stomped on. They should be punched in the boobs.

Cocks R Us....

I just knew that one day I would blog on this subject, but I think I was just waiting for the right moment in time to capture a good pic that was worth blogging about. Today was that day. When I am bored and all alone....my sexy ass can be found at Waterhead the noob sim. This is the sim that SL spits you out to, right after you are done with your orientation. All new people from SL come here. Today I decided to visit Waterhead to see what was shaking and this (points to above picture) was the thing that was shaking. It think I TP'd onto it. I have a small white stain on my pants now from it......gross.

Let me break it down:
He or she was about 2ft tall. I would say "he" because of the cock....but if you look at the pic......there are boobs, so it might just be a she. So this could be a very short, ugly, non-makeup wearing tranny for all I know. Usually when you see someone like this in SL, you of course.....have to do a profile check because you just assume they are a noob. Nope....this person was at least 2 months old. Apparently this was "he/she's" look for the day

The cock. Ok, this thing had to be the most infected looking cock I have ever seen. It was red in places, blotchy, looked sore.....and for some reason, had this abnormal curve to it. It looked like an elephant trunk, but on mini-me.

I hope to God I never see this cock again.